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Daily Crap 2009-07-25

  1. How about some fun with vowel formants?

    Noise n => BiQuad bq1 => BiQuad bq2 => dac;
    .9 => bq1.prad => bq2.prad;
    
    fun void modpole(BiQuad b, float end, dur len) {
        b.pfreq() => float start;
        for(now => time t; now - t < len; 200::ms => now) {
            (end - start) * (now - t) / len + start => b.pfreq;
        }
    }
    
    // i
    <<< "i", "" >>>;
    320 => bq1.pfreq;
    2500 => bq2.pfreq;
    1::second => now;
    
    // u
    <<< "i -> u", "" >>>;
    modpole(bq2, 800, 3::second);
    
    // a
    <<< "u -> a", "" >>>;
    spork ~ modpole(bq1, 1000, 3::second);
    spork ~ modpole(bq2, 1400, 3::second);
    3::second => now;
  2. Original
  3. Response will be mixed when played for a boat of high school students:

    1. Temperaturized (Sean Paul vs. Yaz) by Divide & Kreate
    2. I'm Onto Something (That's What She Said) by Super Mash Bros.
    3. I Fucking Bleed Purple And Gold by Super Mash Bros.
    4. Say it right [Divide & Kreate remix] by Nelly Furtado
    5. Testarossas For Everyone! by Super Mash Bros.
    6. Party And Bullshit by The Notorious B.I.G.
    7. Love Lockdown (LMFAO Remix v3) by Kanye West/LMFAO
    8. D.G.A.F.L.Y.F by Super Mash Bros.
    9. Party Kisser by Divide & Kreate
    10. Since U Been Gahan (Kelly Clarkson vs. Rex The Dog vs. Depeche Mode) by Earworm
    11. Allure by Jay-Z & Notorious B.I.G
    12. I Told You to Beat It by Divide & Kreate
    13. Break the ice (Divide & Kreate remix) by Britney Spears
    14. Everytime We Touch (Radio Mix) by Cascada

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